My thoughts on Tru Blood

With more capital letters than ever before!

ROSE
SOOKIES BROTHER JUST DRANK ALL OF THE VAMPIRE JUICE
AND HE’S IN THE COP CAR
THIS IS A TENSE SITUATION!

skahealot
OMG ARE YOU WATCHING TRUE BLOOD
IS IT THE BONER EPISODE THAT’S THE BEST ONE

ROSE
YES BONERS
BONERS ALL THE TIME
SOMETHING JUST CAME OUT
WHAT IS GOING ON
THIS IS AWFUL

ROSE
sfDGKHJSFGH
THEY CUT AWAY RIGHT BEFORE WE SAW HIS INFLAMED DICK
I WANTED TO SEE IT

ROSE
OMG EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW IS A CREEP
ALL THE DUDES
BILL HAS THE WORST FACE
HE IS SUCH A CREEPER

ROSE
NOW THE OTHER ONE IS SMELLING SHEETS
WHY IS EVERYONE SUCH A CREEP

ROSE
bill is such a creep oh my god
it’s like
‘oh hey guys check it out I am all normal!’
and then
SOMETHING HAPPENS
AND THE CAMER SLOW ZOOMS ON HIS FACE
AND HE STARTS SAYING REALLY CREEPY SHIT AND DOING JEDI MIND TRICKS

ROSE
so sookie has like
mind reading powers or whatever
and I asked Craig what powers her brother got
and he said
‘a rockin’ bod’

skahealot
LOL

ROSE
….
I really wanted to see his scary dick

skahealot
ahahhahaha
it sounded horrifying!

ROSE
now Craig and I have just de evolved into saying “SOOKIE. SOOKIE IT’S 2009” in lumpy space princess’ voice from adventure time